My creative unoriginality...

an-excess-of-tennant:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

you read that in his voice don’t deny it

(via nerdgirl-with-a-tardis)

liftedandgiftedd:

acutelesbian:

I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking. 

seriously the most accurate thing I ever read.

(via pappapimpg)

eggsammich:

itsanearhatloki:

weepcest:

there should be a word for platonic crushes

like when you want to be someone’s friend so hard

why isn’t that a thing

there is

THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION TO ME

(Source: beaconchills, via intentionally-odd)

twerkdatstrider:

banasmagiccastle:

sleepy0wl:

This was requested by Gwen way back when I first joined tumblr!!!! sorry it’s so overdue and scribbly but i hope you like it!

this is the cutest thing

i will ever see

in my entire life

-delayed scream-

(via thebuzzingofabee)

smilingforthecamera:

grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

(Source: grimyboy, via writtenworldsawaiting)

contntlbreakfst:

qgirlthesalacious:

interwar:

do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go

no

you are genetically impossible

that is not a dominant allele

we are too damn smart

All the time.

(via arcane-anteater)